Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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