just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
the raccoons are back...
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