that's an acceptable place to lick
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
