can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
