He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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