i need an iv and a liver transplant
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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