I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
should my penis look like a turkey
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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