I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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