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Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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