so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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