ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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