He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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