8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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