I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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