Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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