wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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