Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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