I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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