The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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