U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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