My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize