I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
How naked do you want me to be?
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