super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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