You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
