I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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