two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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