my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
