We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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