question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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