there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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