I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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