Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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