Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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