apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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