I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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