I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
