Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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