The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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