They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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