drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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