No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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