I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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