Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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