You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
dude. I can hear the air.
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