he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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