Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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