Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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