Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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