i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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