He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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