just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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