this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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