Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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