NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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